American comedian Nick Cannon has raised eyebrows after taking out $ 10 million insurance on his balls.
According to the father of 12, he is defending the royal jewels.
He used Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool to evaluate his assets based on “size, favourite features, and bedroom maneuvers.”
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” Nick, 43, said of his decision. “Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!”
With this new insurance coverage, the All That alum has acquired the renowned and hitherto unknown title of “Most Valuable Balls”—at least in Dr. Squatch’s eyes.
After all, Nick is never against having more children.
“I’m chilling right now. There’s no plans on the horizon as of yet,” Nick told People in a January interview. “It’s so funny, everybody’s always trying to get me to have more kids. It’s like, 12 ain’t enough?”
In fact, while he co-parents a dozen children with ex-wife Mariah Carey, as well as Brittany Bell, Abby De La Rosa, Bre Tiesi, LaNisha Cole, and Alyssa Scott, he is open to increasing the number to a baker’s dozen, saying, “Thirteen is a nice number. It’s obviously
“As much as I was open to every single child that I have, I can’t say the majority of them were planned,” Nick explained on The Language of Love with Dr. Laura Berman last year. “If you would have told me in 2012 when I was still married and just diagnosed with Lupus that 10 years from now, that I would have 12 children, I’d be like there is no way in the world that I would ever plan that or that would happen.”
