Conte’s Sex Prescription For Under-Performing Spurs

Antonio Conte will arrive at Tottenham with a plethora of ideas, not only tactical ones.

The Italian coach, who will take over as Nuno Espirito Santo’s replacement until 2023, is wise and has offered his players advise on their bedroom activities in the past.

"I explain to the players how they should have sex ... in the periods of competition, the intercourse should not last long and they should be on the bottom." Conte said in an earlier interview

From his time in Italy, the Italian has a Premier League championship, four Serie A titles, an FA Cup, and two domestic trophies to his name.

And, as his Inter Milan players discovered when he gave them some guidance on their bedroom activities, his management expertise extends far beyond his tactics.

Harry Kane, a happily married player, should have no trouble achieving those conditions with his wife Kate.

Lucas Moura, a Brazilian footballer, can also check all the boxes, having been married to Larissa Saad, 29, since 2016.

Sergio Reguilon, who is presently dating Spanish YouTuber Marta Diaz, may have to go ring shopping in order to impress his new boss.

Diaz, 20, talked about her and Reguilon’s lack of sex during the first lockdown of 2020, so a conversation with Conte may be in the works.

Hugo Lloris, the club captain who has been married to Marine since 2012, is a natural-born leader on the pitch and will undoubtedly lead by example off it as well.